Welcome To My Wonderland

Libby Cooper may have a little too much time on her hands.

(Source: cl0-n, via livetomakeadifference)

oldrocknrollin:

jediteaparty:

arauj0:

aangnog:

i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”

and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”

also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

and “tit” is a contraction of “touch it”

and “penis” is a contraction of “suck mine please”

(Source: growlithed)

firedragonslairsecondcave:

amateurcatalyst:

daisukenojo-sexual:

annettesoleil:

shawarwars:

so this just happened

TEAM ROCKET LOGS IN AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT.

SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO SKYPE

MEOWTH I CAN’T TYPE

I’m dying

(Source: littleghostpug, via ollivander)

theannieplanet:

im laughing so hard

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“I’m going to make a store called “Build-a-Bra” where girls can go and make bras that are for them if they have different shaped boobs. And really big boobs. And really small boobs. And bras for boys that they can stuff if they want them. And really any kind of boobs. And you’ll choose the size of each cup and then you can choose the color and pattern and shape. And it’ll be really cheap. But lace and diamonds will cost a little extra”

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my 12 year old “niece” Lila on her business idea.

I love that little girl.

(via marrymejasonsegel)

Best idea.

(via shakethecobwebs)

I wanna go

(via godricsgirl)

LACE AND DIAMONDS WILL COST A LITTLE EXTRA!

(via mojoflower)

she’d get my money

(via retrogrammartown)